The 36th Blogger of Shaolin

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Bruce Lee…with a goatee…kneeling on a tiger skin rug? Do you hear that? That’s the collective sigh of every Earthbound male as we reach the epiphany that we will never reach such heights of masculinity.Oh and that other sound? That’s the mass slickness of three billion honeyed labia brought about by one man’s six-pack, some facial hair and an expired feline.

Bruce Lee…with a goatee…kneeling on a tiger skin rug? Do you hear that? That’s the collective sigh of every Earthbound male as we reach the epiphany that we will never reach such heights of masculinity.
Oh and that other sound? That’s the mass slickness of three billion honeyed labia brought about by one man’s six-pack, some facial hair and an expired feline.

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